Bottled Water

Still, the greatest business moment in the history of man has to have been the moment when some guy said, "Hey, let's put water in a plastic bottle and sell it!" Since whenever that moment occurred, dozens of "brands" of water have flooded the marketplace. Only six letters in the alphabet can claim that no water brand begins with it: J,L,Q,U,X,Y are the only letters that are not used to begin the name of a water brand. If you want to feel like you are doing the environment a favor, you can drink ethos water. If you want to feel exotic and tropical, you can drink Fiji water. If you want to feel exclusive and French you can drink Perrier. Honestly, there is a "type" of water for every walk of life. I have even seen MACY'S water (yes, as in a DEPARTMENT STORE) selling for $1.50. What a perfect way to prove the luxury of the West, by PAYING for water.